Under 30?? You Dang KIDS have it MADE!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their

tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up;

what, with walking twenty-five miles to school every

morning... uphill BOTH ways yada,yada, yada!

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,

there was no way in hell I was going to lay a

bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how

easy they've got it!And I was sitting here last nite thinking about

How spoiled my kids are & their friends So I of course

Decided to hop up on my Tara Soap box & get a few things

Off my chest...... now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty,

I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today

My kids INCLUDED) 

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my

childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good

you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.

If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library

and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! 

There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter...with a pen!

Then you had to walk all the way across the street

and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napters! You wanted to steal music

 you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio

and the DJ usually talk over the beginning and @*% it all up!

(those over 30 Don't Laugh You know you did it too.. LOL)

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting!

If you were on the phone and somebody else called

they got a busy signal, that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either!

When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was!

It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie,

your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!!

You had to pick it up and take your chances mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony PlayStation video games with

high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600!

With games like 'Space Invaders' and asteroids' and the graphics sucked! 

Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! 

And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!

And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder

and faster and faster until you died!Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating!

All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad

with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels

and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!

You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! 

You had to get off your a$$ and walk over to the TV to change the channel

and there was no Cartoon Network either!

You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?!

We had to wait ALL WEEK !for cartoons, you spoiled little BASTXXRDS!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up

we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire.... imagine that!

If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing 

and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! 

You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled!!!!!!!!!

You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

Oh yea, and a seat belt was Mom throwing her arm across your chest

every time she hit the brakes and most of the time 

You could catch ME Riding in the back window of the car

all the way down the interstate to the beach!!!!!!!!!!

Regards,

The over 30 Crowd 

Shit will Always be Shit ppl.. You can break it up into lil pieces & try to "FOOL" somebody but it is STILL SHIT!!

Shit will Always be Shit ppl.. You can break it up into lil pieces & try to "FOOL" somebody but it is STILL SHIT!!

What a Dumbass.. Ok yall,  I normally don't do political rants because some of my best friends are Liberals & I love em eventhough they cant see the people "govnt"  cramming shit in their mouth telling them  all along ..Oh honey it's Chocolate & You WILL like it!! And the worst part is some of YOU Guys are still buying it? WTH..  I know Facebook is addicting.. I'm one of the Queens but seriously, Log off a lil and watch the news.. Our Future & Country is changing before Your very eyes.  Before Long if Pres had his way.. You wouldnt have any Freedoms..

Ok so now that EVERYBODY is saying HELL NO to this Healthcare bill that is a attempt for the govnt to begin to control everything in your life.. If they control your healthcare they control you.. Still dont believe me?? Think about it.. Umm we dont think eating french fries are Healthy anymore and since I own your healthcare.. I'm outlawing french fries..Ok, Your still shaking your head laughing saying" Tara it's French Fries".. OH no.. they would keep going.. For instance. My son is wanting to go to medical school.. He becomes a Dr. one day & the healthcare is govnt controlled.. Well Kyle decides he would like to open a practice (which would be His Freedom that so many of all our families dating way back fought & died for us to have) and the govnt. Says.. Oh No Kyle.. We already have 100 Dr's in the Athens, Ga area , we arent gonna allow you to practice here.. But you can move here here or here and open one. But we will Only Allow you to have this many patients and etc.. Ok now they have just Told Kyle.. Where he Cant work or live.. YES YALL.. They will be in control of Every aspect of your life because everything leads back to healthcare in some way or another.. I'm sorry but just in my Generation I've seen way too many of our Freedoms already taken from us.. I have cried so many nights thinking what it would be like if they had their way and everything was govnt controlled.. Its so damn scary.. And the scariest part of all is that some of you are Still backing him and Believing after everything wrong he has said & done since stepping into office.. I wonder is it because you are a Liberal and thats the Patch you wear just like Us Biker clubs? You feel like you have to stick and stay behind YOUR kind so to speak??.. If so to HELL with that.. Yes If you havent already guessed I vote Republican most of the time, but I dont just vote Rep across the board because that's what I think I am.. I vote on the individual issues.. what matters to me and mine.. To hell with a "SYMBOL". We need to rip them patches off all together.. Become ONE.. One party.. the "PEOPLE" party and wake up and Fight this crap and Save our Everyday Freedoms that You have no idea how much you Love until you will loose them.. Seriously chicas or guys.. Take a min and just think about it.. thats all I'm saying.. Then we can go back to giving each other hell on the political blogs tomorrow.. he he...
.. So now these far leftys backing this crap.. are seeing that the "people" are not wanting it.. so what are they doing? Saying.. Oh let's just change it around a lil bit and the Dumb common folk will not know the difference.. It don't matter what they want.. we know what they need & the Nobama admin will give us what HE wants.. Socialism people.. Well you can take this Health Bill and Total Government Control over Me, Myself, and I and Stick it Right up your ass..and I mean that SINCERELY from the bottom of my heart!!!!!!

***And is this dude drunk or what.. LOL.,, I believe he had too many Drinks celebrating the Republicans knocking that Home Run Stealing the MASS. Seat the night before.  Um Mr Nobama... Can you Hear me now?? LOL..

. bahahahaha.... gasp. hahahahahaha...
********On a lighter note. Yall know this serious talk kills me.. I'm the crazy Fun loving, enjoy life every minute girl SO I cant just leave ya with all this Drama:

 

she is gonna kill me for the slinky one.. haha.. Dont worry girl. I wont push you hard.. LOL

. I really think we oughtta vote in KID ROCK for President. Don't YOU?? lol.. mmmmmm

The Spirit of a Biker…. Please Look “TWICE” for Bikers!!

This is A Letter I wrote to a new Rider friend of mine after the passing of  another Great Biker/person before the new yr..   

        Thanks Richard. I agree. that's what I was saying on link.. Both of mine were due to cagers but they want to blame him of course the biker.. because he was speeding although she didn't yield.. comments are awful. I've written editor and some have been  removed.. YOU SHOULD have seen them, make ya sick at your stomach. and YES his wife, ex wife and family are all reading them.. so sad.

      You know that's one reason after my last wreck when I couldn't ride or walk for 6 months.. My bike looks like a PURPLE alien coming down the road.. I got them leds all over my bike not just because they Look cool as hell at bike nite but people will now stop a damn mile away at a stop sign and sit and wait to see What the Hell that is coming glowing purple? LOL..and your Right we are 100% of the time driving Defensively  always gauging how far that car is or if this one is gonna pull out cause ALL of us have been down. Well NOT YOU. but you are an exception to the rule my friend your new to riding. I hate to tell ya but the honest truth is.. There are those that have been down and those that are going down.. that's IT.. some time or another.. Just ask around.. not to scare you at all its just dangerous Riding cause NOBODY looks. everybody's in such a hurry to get where they are going, angry, on that Life threatening cell phone or text they just have to do while driving a killing machine.. .. But what do you do? You try to educate the public to LOOK and PRAY to god when you head out to Protect us all.  
   

                          

       I Know I'm blessed. 2 bad wrecks and about 4 bike drops later.......(for you NEWBIES to my blog Click Read more below for rest of STory) thanks..

He He.. Whats up Freak a leaks.. Here is another Crazy Taradise Video....

Hey guys.. Sorry no good Rants or BLogs lately.. But boy HAVE I GOT SOME>> AFTER HAVING the Damn Animal control called to my HOUSE yesterday by My Wussy azz Neighbor.. I was so ready to go off on him LOL.. I tried to write down as many notes on what happened last nite.. I'll try to get er up.. Love yall..

Video of the Girls & I Riding Blood MTN... awesome curves..

Thanks again Jess for the Kick ass video of us riding.. I love the soundtrack TOO :-) You rock girl.. Lets ride soon.. Makes me in need of some serious Throttle therapy.. :-)  Come on warmer weather!!!!!!!!

One of My Many Crazy Facebook statuses that crack ppl up

Facebook Tara Bentley Healan Welcome My Child to the Facebook confessional.....Please list ur sins below::::: ___________________ I'm doing the BUTT DANCE!! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_l_)(_\_).. Ready to See FB addicts tonight at Loco's!

He he he hehe

MMA Girl Has to Rant yet again about the Post Brock Lesner vs Mir UFC fight

Monday, July 13, 2009

UFC 100 Post Brock Lesner vs Mir.. Im throwing down the Bullshit Flag on this one boys!

Current mood: devious

Category: Sports

Im So sick of all the Damn Bitching about Brock Lesners after fight antics on the web today.... I CANNOT Tell you how many damn blogs and discussion boards I have read today ( and of course Replied 2).. So here goes nuttin. Yall know Im a HUGE mma Fan. Opinions are like assholes Everybody gots one. But MINE IS unlike all yours----- RIGHT!!!!! LMAO

Ok I got to my hop back up on my Bitch box here.. Hate me if ya want.. LOL.. First of all I am a HUGE Frank Mir Fan, Love him, BUTTTTT here it comes..... I think he got what he deserved!!! Yes, The boyz talk trash about each other to an extent before EVERY fight to hype up the Ratings , the more bad blood the better ppl think they are gonna go for the KILL.. HOWEVER, Trash Talk and INSULTING is two different things ppl.. Fighters say "Im gonna knock his ass out" etc. But Mir took it WAYY to far... Dressing his Trainers up like Brock and pretending to Knock him out then having him say " this isnt the WWE anymore".. Talking about moves and submissions and looking in the camera and saying " BROCK I will explain what those r to you later" and laughing.. He took Brock as a Joke JUST because his previous career was in the WWE.. I Hate WWE and dont watch it but even though its fake there are some Serious athletes in there PEOPLE putting on those shows.. Brock has been training Hard and Just wanted the chance to PROVE that he is a REAL Athlete in the MMA.. Bottom line, He beat MIRS ass, on the ground or not, The boy was Hurt!! Did Mir take the lose with a smile like Brock did in their first Fight? HELL NO!!! He stumbled around on his wobbly legs complaining saying Brock hit me in the back of the Head... , Basically still NOT giving Brock ANY KIND OF RESPECT for his Win aka Beat down of him!!! So when Brock Yelled something to the effect of " You aint talking shit no more r u"..... I CAN NOT BLAME HIM.. YOU GET RESPECT by Giving RESPECT.. Then to add insult to injury after he just completely Dominated and rearranged the face of one of the UFC's Top Fighters..., The fans Boo'd him. It was bad enough everybody was yelling "Stand them up" while he was steadily beating Mir almost unconcious on the ground. This isnt Boxing this is MMA-- Hence the "MIXED" for the ingorant poser fans out there, "That means it goes to the ground sometimes" Come on PEOPLE..(you wanted Blood-He gave you Blood). Bottom LINE IS: nobody was showing him ANY kind of RESPECT. and He lost it!! I HONESTLY cant say I wouldnt have Shot them birds too! He has Givin All the other Fighters who respected him, Randy Couture etc., The Respect they deserved after his other fights, INCLUDING MR Frank MIR in his 1st fight Which he lost with a smile to.

However on a side NOTE: on his post Fight inteview rant; LMAO. "what was Brock thinking?" haha, You are all RIGHT in one ASPECT his career was with the WWE before, its a WHOLE different WORLD.. That Ranting and Crazy Talk is What He has been Trained to Do there.. He is NEW to MMA and Has to learn he isnt Acting anymore and Just TALK REAL.. and He was the EVIL one in WWE and was the happiest when Fans were booing him,, Cause just like these HATERS on here,, That means YALLs Hating asses will pay and Cant wait to watch next time HOPING somebody will KICK HIS ASS.. Can you say CHA CHING?

P.S. Dana of course put out a statement that Brock apoligized and isnt a Evil Person.. Dana Did that because of the Bud lite tirade Brock spilled are a UFC Sponsors lol.. Truth be known Dana would have kissed him he was so Happy.. The internet and EVERYWHERE has been a BUZZ today about MR BROCK Lesner which means the UFC is getting Heavy Free COVERAGE.. ITs a business as well as a SPORT.. A HUGE BUSINESS!

Before I get off my Soap box I agree about the getting on the Wife thing when I get home was a LIL much Brock LMAO and After seeing him after the fight walk Butt Nakid by the Live Webcams online TWICE, I would hate to think about that big Muscle bound Beast climbing on top of ANY Woman lol.

Alot of ppl today have been Saying they Thought Rashad Evans was a punk Big talk Bullshit guy before they saw Brock go off on his Rant last nite which "They"Believe was worse... I STRONGLY Disagree,, I too cant Stand Rashad EVANS.. He is a True PUNK and has been in MMA long enough to Know better unlike Brock, I WANTED to see RAMPAGE kick the living Hell out of him.... Rampage, LOVE HIM, Hey (Lightbulb Going off) thats who Dana needs to get to give Private lessons to Brock on when and WHen NOT to play the part. Rampage has the best and funniest personality but then Turns into the beast before the fight.. One of the Best class acts in the Sport I think..

P.S. Since Burger King sponsored the Live Webcams in the Locker room last night.. Can I PLEASE say.... " I WANT IT MY WAY" to BK and that would be For more of The UFC fighters To walk butt Naked around the Locker room and Forget the live webcams are there like Brock did last night Hide the dang cameras if ya have to boys hahaha

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Things My Motorcycle has Taught me by Taradise

Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me

Sometimes, the only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. ( LISA we been there many times haha)

People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have
experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not,
no explanation is possible.

I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about home, than
sitting in my cozy home and thinking about my motorcycle.

Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the mind.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until
about 80 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. (except ME Im Going backwards now)

Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. (And I have tasted PLENTY!)

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the
sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight. (This one is ME again)

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of
town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived, and still rides.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a
direction and go. (Dont say a word LOL, I know which ones we are ALREADY)

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.

There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders. (I could so Name a few here lol)

Ride to work. Work to ride.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better believe it does!

Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.( LOL KEN!!)

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m. to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.( SO HAPPENED!)

Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special vocabulary.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

If you can't get it fixed with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. But hates it when you blow in his face.

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

There are three types of people in this world, people who ride, people who wish they did, and people who just DON'T GET IT. :-) ( I dont associate with the last!)