Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me
Sometimes, the only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. ( LISA we been there many times haha)
People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have
experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not,
no explanation is possible.
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about home, than
sitting in my cozy home and thinking about my motorcycle.
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the mind.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.
Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until
about 80 mph!
You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. (except ME Im Going backwards now)
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. (And I have tasted PLENTY!)
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the
sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight. (This one is ME again)
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of
town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived, and still rides.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a
direction and go. (Dont say a word LOL, I know which ones we are ALREADY)
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders. (I could so Name a few here lol)
Ride to work. Work to ride.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better believe it does!
Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that comfortable for walking.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
When you're riding lead, don't spit.( LOL KEN!!)
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m. to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.( SO HAPPENED!)
Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
If you can't get it fixed with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. But hates it when you blow in his face.
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
There are three types of people in this world, people who ride, people who wish they did, and people who just DON'T GET IT. :-) ( I dont associate with the last!)
Sometimes, the only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. ( LISA we been there many times haha)
People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have
experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not,
no explanation is possible.
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about home, than
sitting in my cozy home and thinking about my motorcycle.
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the mind.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.
Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until
about 80 mph!
You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. (except ME Im Going backwards now)
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. (And I have tasted PLENTY!)
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the
sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight. (This one is ME again)
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of
town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived, and still rides.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a
direction and go. (Dont say a word LOL, I know which ones we are ALREADY)
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders. (I could so Name a few here lol)
Ride to work. Work to ride.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better believe it does!
Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that comfortable for walking.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
When you're riding lead, don't spit.( LOL KEN!!)
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m. to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.( SO HAPPENED!)
Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
If you can't get it fixed with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. But hates it when you blow in his face.
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
There are three types of people in this world, people who ride, people who wish they did, and people who just DON'T GET IT. :-) ( I dont associate with the last!)
You are crazy girl. LMAO
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