Showing posts with label Asshole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asshole. Show all posts

Monday, December 14, 2009

Asshole makes my motorcycle Go DOWN... only Problem.. I was still on it! lol

ASSHOLE MAKES MY BIKE GO DOWN WITH ME ON IT.. OUCH..
Current mood: miserable
Category: Blogging
 While working at Midnigt Iguana Tattoos.....I ONLY WORKED ONE DAY THIS WEEK.. WAS LEAVING LATE TUES NIGHT BY MYSELF AND SOME ASSHOLE WAS HIDING OUT IN THE DARK IN BUSHES I HAD RODE MY BIKE LIKE I DO ANYTIME ITS PRETTY MOUNTED UP STARTED OUT BACKWAY, UP THE DARK DRIVE BEHIND THE VETS OFFICE.., HE STEPS RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME,, I SHOULD HAVE RAMMED HIS ASS OVER BUT IT SCARED ME SO BAD I JERKED TO LEFT TO MISS HIM AND DOWN SHE GOES,, HARD,, BUT HE TOOK OFF SO I KNOW HE WAS UP TO NO DAMN GOOD OR ON DRUGS ONE IDIOT.. LEFT ME LAYING THERE. MY LEG WAS HUNG UNDER BIKE SOMEHOW AND EVERYTIME I TRIED TO LIFT THE DAMN BIKE IT WAS PUTTING THE WHOLE WEIGHT OF BIKE ON MY LEFT ANKLE THAT WAS HUNG. AND KILLING ME, SO I COULDNT DO ANYTHING STUCK THERE BEHIND BUILDING PITCH DARK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT HOW STUPID I MUST LOOK... THEN I QUIT LAUGHING AND THOUGHT OH SHIT,, MY DAMN GUN IS IN MY BOOT HUNG UNDER THE BIKE, MY CELL PHONE IS STRAPPED TO BACK OF BIKE IN MY PURSE AND I'M HUNG UNDER THE FRONT, CANT GET IT, HELL I COULD LAY HERE ALL NIGHT, GREAT, NOW I GOT GAS  DRIPPING OUT ALL OVER ME AND GOD KNOWS I HATE THE SMELL OF GAS AND ONLY THING I HAD ON ME THAT WAS USEFUL THAT I WANTED WAS MY CIGS IN MY POCKET, THEN I THOUGHT YOU DUMB ASS YOU LIGHT UP A CIG AS BAD AS YOU WANT ONE YOU ARE GONNA LIGHT UP ALOT MORE THAN THAT CIGARETTE WITH THE GAS POURING ON YOU LMAO,, MY LEG HAS NOW  WENT NUMB,,AND I'M FREAKING STUCK. I LAYED THERE FOR ABOUT 3 HRS.. SINGING, LAUGHING, CRYING, LAUGHING AGAIN... (YEAH I WAS DEFINITLY GOING INTO A LIL SHOCK FROM THE PAIN OF 700 PD BIKE ON MY WHOLE LEG)   .....


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