Asshole makes my motorcycle Go DOWN... only Problem.. I was still on it! lol

ASSHOLE MAKES MY BIKE GO DOWN WITH ME ON IT.. OUCH..

Current mood: miserable

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 While working at Midnigt Iguana Tattoos.....I ONLY WORKED ONE DAY THIS WEEK.. WAS LEAVING LATE TUES NIGHT BY MYSELF AND SOME ASSHOLE WAS HIDING OUT IN THE DARK IN BUSHES I HAD RODE MY BIKE LIKE I DO ANYTIME ITS PRETTY MOUNTED UP STARTED OUT BACKWAY, UP THE DARK DRIVE BEHIND THE VETS OFFICE.., HE STEPS RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME,, I SHOULD HAVE RAMMED HIS ASS OVER BUT IT SCARED ME SO BAD I JERKED TO LEFT TO MISS HIM AND DOWN SHE GOES,, HARD,, BUT HE TOOK OFF SO I KNOW HE WAS UP TO NO DAMN GOOD OR ON DRUGS ONE IDIOT.. LEFT ME LAYING THERE. MY LEG WAS HUNG UNDER BIKE SOMEHOW AND EVERYTIME I TRIED TO LIFT THE DAMN BIKE IT WAS PUTTING THE WHOLE WEIGHT OF BIKE ON MY LEFT ANKLE THAT WAS HUNG. AND KILLING ME, SO I COULDNT DO ANYTHING STUCK THERE BEHIND BUILDING PITCH DARK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT HOW STUPID I MUST LOOK... THEN I QUIT LAUGHING AND THOUGHT OH SHIT,, MY DAMN GUN IS IN MY BOOT HUNG UNDER THE BIKE, MY CELL PHONE IS STRAPPED TO BACK OF BIKE IN MY PURSE AND I'M HUNG UNDER THE FRONT, CANT GET IT, HELL I COULD LAY HERE ALL NIGHT, GREAT, NOW I GOT GAS  DRIPPING OUT ALL OVER ME AND GOD KNOWS I HATE THE SMELL OF GAS AND ONLY THING I HAD ON ME THAT WAS USEFUL THAT I WANTED WAS MY CIGS IN MY POCKET, THEN I THOUGHT YOU DUMB ASS YOU LIGHT UP A CIG AS BAD AS YOU WANT ONE YOU ARE GONNA LIGHT UP ALOT MORE THAN THAT CIGARETTE WITH THE GAS POURING ON YOU LMAO,, MY LEG HAS NOW  WENT NUMB,,AND I'M FREAKING STUCK. I LAYED THERE FOR ABOUT 3 HRS.. SINGING, LAUGHING, CRYING, LAUGHING AGAIN... (YEAH I WAS DEFINITLY GOING INTO A LIL SHOCK FROM THE PAIN OF 700 PD BIKE ON MY WHOLE LEG)   .....

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 WELL THANK GOD FOR LED LIGHTS,, I GOT MY MONEYS WORTH THAT NIGHT,, SOMEONE NOTICED THE HOT PINK LIGHTS GLOWING BEHIND BUILDING AND A COP ROLLED THROUGH TO CHECK IT OUT, APPARENTLY HE SAW THEM GLOWING FROM BEHIND THE BUILDING & THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A FIRE... HE JUMPED OUT I COULDNT SEE WHO IT WAS CAUSE OF HEAD LIGHTS ARE COMPLETELY BLINDING ME , I'M STILL THINKING DAMN I BET I LOOK STUPID AS HELL HAHA,, I HEAR A " U OK MAM",,  " DO I LOOK OK?? NO I LIKE LAYING HER WITH A 700 +LB BIKE PINNED ON TOP OF ME FOR A PAST TIME COME ON NOW... GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME.". LOL. HE STARTED CRACKING UP LAUGHING, OFF COURSE I COULDNT FEEL MY LEGS WHICH WAS PROBABLY A GOOD THING NO PAIN SO HE MADE ME TAKE A TRIP TO ER TO GET SCANNED FROM HEAD TO TOO  NOT TO MY LIKING I HATE ER'S.. BUT I COULDNT STAND UP.... .IF I TURNED OUT THE DAMN LIGHTS I WOULD PROBABLY GLOW IN THE DARK RIGHT NOW FROM THE RAIDIATION. LMAO... LUCKILY ONLY A FRACTURED BONE ALL THE WAY ACROSS MY LEFT ANKLE AND ALOT OF BRUISING.. I WAS LUCKY, FOR SOME REASON I HAD PUT MY CHAPS AND LEATHER JACKET ON EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST 70 DEGREES OUT THAT NIGHT AND I USUALLY DONT BOTHER DOING IT AT ALL WHEN ITS THAT WARM....,, HUH?? GUESS SOMEONE WAS LOOKING OUT FOR ME HUH?? ANYWAY IT COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED AT A WORSE TIME, I'M LEAVING NEXT TTHURS FOR A FOUR DAY BIKE RIDE THROUGH 3 STATES INTO GATLINBURG TN, RIDING THE DRAGON , CHEROHOLA SKYWAY, AND MORE.. SO DR WANTED TO CAST MY ANKLE. WITH A HARD CAST,, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO THIS CUTE YOUNG THANG, THAT HE CANT DO THAT,, I GOTTA RIDE IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND I CANT CHANGE GEARS IF I CANT BEND MY ANKLE DUE TO A BIG ASS CAST ON IT AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS TRIP.. OF COURSE HE LAUGHED.. AND SAID OK, BUT YOU WILL BE BACK,, TO GET A CAST ON IT,YOU WONT BE ABLE TO STAND THE PAIN WALKING MUCH LESS RIDING,, OKAY,, HE MUST NOT KNOW HOW TOUGH US CHIC RIDERS CAN BE DOES HE??? loL.. I HOPE TEHEE,,,, I HOPE I CAN PROVE HIM WRONG.. I WONDER IF ANYONE HAS EVER ATTEMPTED THE DRAGON WITH A FRACTURD ANKLE??? LMAO... MAYBE I WILL BE THE FIRST AT SOMETHING ..HAHAHA,

PS TO THE LITTLE CREEP THAT STEPPED OUT IN FRONT OF ME,, IF YOU COME BACK I WILL NOT SWERVE I WILL RUN YOUR ASS OVER AND KEEP ON GOING AND IF I CANT REACH YOU WITH MY BIKE, THE HOLLOW POINTS IN MY BOOT WILL.. ASSHOLE.. (SHOOTING YOU A BIRD)

FOLLOW UP..;.. HE WAS RIGHT , I TRIED TO GO BACK TO GET PAIN MEDS FOR SEVERE PAIN.. HE TOLD ME IF I WAS BAD ENUFF TO GO WITHOUT A CAST I WAS BAD ENUFF TO GO WITHOUT MEDS. GRRRRRRR..SO I BROKE DOWN LET HIM CAST IT. THEN TOOK A HACKSAW AND CUT IT OFF 5 DAYS LATER FOR THE RIDE ;-)